they have kept me very busy lately.
i don't like them.
wiggling my legs and arms ... i can do that myself !!!
measuring my head .. of course it's big !!!
it holds my brain and i need a big brain to rule the world.
and visiting family.
especially that crazy lady they want me to call gramma.
all she can say is "oh my god you're so cute !!!"
or beautiful or something like that.
of course i am !!!
some people are good at stateing the obvious, eh?
i think they are catching on to me though.
they keep taking me places in the car.
HOW CAN I PLAN WORLD DOMINATION IF I'M ALSEEP ?!?!?!?
i get them back though by not sleeping much at home any more.
and by peeing and puking on them.
i puked in the she-demon's mouth the other day.
teach you to not burp me properly !!
they're waking up !!!
that is all for now faithful legions.