I made the She-Demon (bloody_princess) go to the hospital sunday night.
After inflicting much pain apon her, I decided to crawl out of the womb before the doctors were even ready for me. Just seconds ago!
Silly silly Troll (eethree) made this livejournal and an email account for me.
But a word of advice to all you would be world conquerers still in the womb. Stay there. The lights and the open space, it all hurts so very much. It's not worth it!!!